CABBAGE TO EARTH COIN

CABBAGE TO EARTH COIN

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Cabbage To Earth started many years ago without me even realizing it!


My baby brother was a comedian as a wee whippersnapper, cracking an all time classic that to this day STILL rivals ‘fish sticks’ for the title of ‘Best Ever Joke’.

Knock Knock...

Who’s there?

Cabbage...

Cabbage who?

...Cabbage Greenman.

Incredible stuff. Fast forward and here we are...

In the beginning...there was The Darkness. A great war between Gods split the fabric of the universe in half, and now, two sides are eternally entangled in chaos.


Purchase your $PROBLEM coins NOW to show your support for the Cabbage souls who are being obliterated in the NFT collection and cartoons!


It's a God damned warzone down there!


How many $PROBLEMs do you have?!

Total Supply: 1 Billion $PROBLEM

Max Supply: 1 Billion $PROBLEM

Circulating Supply: 700 Million $PROBLEM


Mint authority has been revoked.

No more $PROBLEM can ever be minted.

MERCH

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COMING SOON

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NFT Collection.

300 w/ varying degrees of scarcity.

Cabbage To Earth colouring book


Pay with your $PROBLEM.

Details to come.

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Metal Demos out now!

Full recordings coming 2024/2025

Metal Demos out now!

Full recordings coming 2024/2025

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